I’m the real KOOL KID SHADY but you call me “Kool”,
I know what you’re doing we learn it in school.
Earth-warming is real,
but I’m real too,
And sometimes our parents just don’t know what to do.
I’m the KID with the SHADES,
I’m the warrior of light,
I’ll push off your RAYS till their clear outta sight.
Between you and me SUN we got the raw deal,
Cause you’ll never know the pain of a burn that won’t heal!
I’m KOOL and I’ve blocked you and harnessed your fury,
Now find someone else to deep-fry in your glory.
Our kids know you’re brilliant by the light that you shine,
Would you mind, Mr. Sun, not to shine down on mine...
I’m the DUDE on your case and I’ve got our kids’ backs,
Not saying we don’t need ya just cut us some slack.
Just let KIDS BE KIDS if for only a day,
They need the outdoors to be happy and play.
Got peeps in KOOL PLACES and they’re sheltered from you,
So now, Mr. Ray-Man, WHAT YOU GONNA DO????
BECAUSE IT’S NOT JUST ANOTHER DAY,
IT’S A DAY IN THE SHADE....
THE KOOL KID SHADY WAY!
We Know How to Play Hard and Play Safe!
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