I’m the real KOOL KID SHADY but you call me “Kool”,
I know what you’re doing we learn it in school.
Earth-warming is real,
but I’m real too,
And sometimes our parents just don’t know what to do.
I’m the KID with the SHADES,
I’m the warrior of light,
I’ll push off your RAYS till their clear outta sight.
Between you and me SUN we got the raw deal,
Cause you’ll never know the pain of a burn that won’t heal!